Surprise Witness!



DP: You’ve been sworn-in; please state your name:

WITNESS: “Mini Minnelli” (Editor’s note: on perpetual vocal rest, Mini Minnelli  is  responding in

impressive longhand)

DP: Occupation?

WITNESS: “Fictional American Diva”

DP:  Please share with us something amazing you witnessed on, off, or backstage.

WITNESS: “You mean other than myself?

DP: Understood. Let’s move on:  If you could create any law, what would it be?

WITNESS: “Stupid Bowl Sunday, (aka a day of national mourning for my people), would hence forth be known as Mini Minnelli Day; A national holiday commemorated with a parade of fabulous floats. And fireworks. And Johnny Weir.”

DP: Thank you for your cooperation; is there anything else you would like to confess?

WITNESS: “Yes. I may be made of plastic, but I have had no work done.”



BIO: for more information check out Mini Minnelli’s Facebook fan page.

    

“You have the right to remain creative”… Michael Fletcher Tester

1 comment (Add your own)

1. Kathy McCullough wrote:
As a long-time fan, thank you for this insightful interview into the mind of America's favorite diva.
Even in mugshots, Mini Minnelli is ravishing. :)

Wed, January 9, 2013 @ 5:10 PM

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