DP: You’ve been sworn-in; please state your name:
WITNESS: “Mini Minnelli” (Editor’s note: on perpetual vocal rest, Mini Minnelli is responding in
WITNESS: “Fictional American Diva”
DP: Please share with us something amazing you witnessed on, off, or backstage.
WITNESS: “You mean other than myself?
DP: Understood. Let’s move on: If you could create any law, what would it be?
WITNESS: “Stupid Bowl Sunday, (aka a day of national mourning for my people), would hence forth be known as Mini Minnelli Day; A national holiday commemorated with a parade of fabulous floats. And fireworks. And Johnny Weir.”
DP: Thank you for your cooperation; is there anything else you would like to confess?
WITNESS: “Yes. I may be made of plastic, but I have had no work done.”
BIO: for more information check out Mini Minnelli’s Facebook fan page
Posted on Tue, January 8, 2013
by Michael Fletcher Tester filed under