Surprise Witness!

DP (drama police): PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION FOR THE RECORD: Witness: Blair Goldberg DP: CURRENT PROJECT(S)?: Witness: I just finished the 1st National Tour of Sister Act, where I played a nun. It was pretty awesome! DP: WHAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS YOU HAVE WITNESSED WHILE ON STAGE OR IN THE AUDIENCE?