There Oughtta Be A Law

Crime: “Gratuitous Standing Ovations” Once the barometer of a hit show, audiences now tend to stand up for virtually every single performance-whether they enjoyed it or not. Like it is an obligation that comes with your ticket price along with the theatre restoration fee; perhaps producers have rigged an electric shock under the red under your red velvet seats to zap you into military attention. Do not get me wrong, I am all for the grand tradition of honoring excellence by j...