The Lineup

There was a recent press release announcing the licensing of 30 minute version of ANNIE.  This inspired the Drama Police to offer tips on how to make your show shorter: Direct Jean Valjean to pay for the bread Your Twelve Angry Men agree on the first ballot Change the Guys line to “The Biltmore Garage is in!” Have the apothecary prescribe Hamlet some Prozac Make Danny & Sandy gay (like in the movie) Direct the Darling family to lock their windows at night Cut all the curse words from yo...