Surprise Witness!

DP: You’ve been sworn-in; please state your name: WITNESS: “Mini Minnelli” (Editor’s note: on perpetual vocal rest, Mini Minnelli  is  responding in impressive longhand) DP: Occupation? WITNESS: “Fictional American Diva” DP:  Please share with us something amazing you witnessed on, off, or backstage. WITNESS: “You mean other than myself?